Inaugural Battle Royale

Nikki deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Forehead to Nikki for 4.5.
Nikki deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Miss to Nikki for 0.0.
Nikki deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Chest to Nikki for 4.0.
Nikki deals a Arrow in Thigh to Audrey for 6.0.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Left Thigh to Nikki for 8.0.
Nikki deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Nikki for 4.5.
Nikki deals a Miss (arrow broken) to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Block to Nikki for 0.0.
Nikki deals a Arrow in Hand to Audrey for 6.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Nikki for 4.5.
Nikki deals a Miss (arrow broken) to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Block to Nikki for 0.0.
Nikki deals a Shallow Cut on Left Thigh to Audrey for 3.5.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Right Calf to Nikki for 3.5.
Nikki deals a Arrow in Stomach to Audrey for 6.5.
Audrey deals a Miss to Nikki for 0.0.
Nikki deals a Arrow in Bicep to Audrey for 6.0.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Chest to Nikki for 9.5.
Nikki deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Stomach to Nikki for 4.0.


Nikki has died!
Audrey's damage: 28

Gave Nikki a bow instead of her dinky pocket knife because I thought that would be more her style. Unfortunately, it seems like she was doomed to a katana-y death either way.

Evie deals a Miss to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Broken Rib to Evie for 7.0.
Evie deals a Block to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Bruised Right Femur to Evie for 3.0.
Evie deals a Miss to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Bruised Left Hand to Evie for 2.0.
Evie deals a Shallow Cut on Right Forearm to Allen for 3.5.
Allen deals a Block to Evie for 0.0.
Evie deals a Shallow Cut on Cheek to Allen for 3.5.
Allen deals a Gash/Bruised Right Hand to Evie for 3.0.
Evie deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Allen for 3.5.
Allen deals a Miss to Evie for 0.0.
Evie deals a Block to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Broken Jaw to Evie for 7.0.
Evie deals a Deep Gash on Left Thigh to Allen for 8.0.
Allen deals a Bruised Left Wrist to Evie for 2.0.
Evie deals a Deep Gash on Left Forearm to Allen for 8.0.
Allen deals a Crushed Skull to Evie for 40.


Evie has died!
Allen's damage: 26.5

ALL HAIL THE SHOWER ROD

Sugar Mama deals a Broken Left Arm to Lillian for 6.5.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Left Bicep to Sugar Mama for 8.0.
Sugar Mama deals a Bruised Right Wrist to Lillian for 2.0.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Sugar Mama for 3.5.
Sugar Mama deals a Gash/Bruised Right Hand to Lillian for 3.0.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Cheek to Sugar Mama for 8.5.
Sugar Mama deals a Broken Left Femur to Lillian for 7.5.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Left Forearm to Sugar Mama for 8.0.
Sugar Mama deals a Gash/Bruised Right Wrist to Lillian for 3.0.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Left Forearm to Sugar Mama for 8.0.
Sugar Mama deals a Gash/Bruised Left Knee to Lillian for 3.5.
Lillian deals a Stabbed in Ear to Sugar Mama for 40.


Sugar Mama has died!
Lillian's damage: 25.5

Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Stomach to Shey for 4.0.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Neck to Masie for 4.0.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Chest to Shey for 4.0.
Shey deals a Miss to Masie for 0.0.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Shey for 4.5.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Miss to Shey for 0.0.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Right Hip to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Stabbed in Bicep to Shey for 8.5.
Shey deals a Deep Gash on Left Bicep to Masie for 8.0.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Neck to Shey for 4.0.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Miss to Shey for 0.0.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Thigh to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Miss to Shey for 0.0.
Shey deals a Block to Masie for 0.0.
Masie deals a Miss to Shey for 0.0.
Shey deals a Shallow Cut on Right Thigh to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Stabbed in Eye to Shey for 40.
Shey deals a Miss to Masie for 0.0.


Shey has died!
Masie's damage: 29.5

Things got a little too tense while shackled in the Back Rooms together.

Harvey deals a Deep Gash on Left Thigh to Mostyn for 8.0.
Mostyn deals a Stabbed in Back to Harvey for 9.0.
Harvey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Thigh to Mostyn for 3.5.
Mostyn deals a Deep Gash on Cheek to Harvey for 8.5.
Harvey deals a Shallow Cut on Forehead to Mostyn for 4.5.
Mostyn deals a Stabbed in Stomach to Harvey for 9.5.
Harvey deals a Miss to Mostyn for 0.0.
Mostyn deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Harvey for 3.5.
Harvey deals a Stabbed in Chest to Mostyn for 9.5.
Mostyn deals a Block to Harvey for 0.0.
Harvey deals a Miss to Mostyn for 0.0.
Mostyn deals a Stabbed in Hand to Harvey for 8.0.
Harvey deals a Miss to Mostyn for 0.0.
Mostyn deals a Block to Harvey for 0.0.
Harvey deals a Miss to Mostyn for 0.0.
Mostyn deals a Shallow Cut on Right Hip to Harvey for 3.5.


Harvey has died!
Mostyn's damage: 25.5

He wanted the harem.

This is like the ending to School Days.

Roy deals a Miss (knife lost) to Seren for 0.0.
Seren deals a Shallow Cut on Left Thigh to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Shallow Cut on Forearm to Seren for 3.0.
Seren deals a Shallow Cut on Back to Roy for 4.0.
Roy deals a Knife in Eye to Seren for 40.
Seren deals a Shallow Cut on Left Calf to Roy for 3.5.


Seren has died!
Roy's damage: 11



It's sad that I completely saw this coming before I ever pressed 'submit.'

Tara deals a Shallow Cut on Left Bicep to Audrey for 3.5.
Audrey deals a Stabbed in Neck to Tara for 40.


Tara has died!
Audrey's damage: 3.5

Allen deals a Broken Right Arm to Lillian for 6.5.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Neck to Allen for 4.0.
Allen deals a Bruised Back to Lillian for 2.5.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Stomach to Allen for 4.0.
Allen deals a Miss to Lillian for 0.0.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Allen for 4.5.
Allen deals a Broken Right Foot to Lillian for 6.5.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Left Bicep to Allen for 3.5.
Allen deals a Bruised Back to Lillian for 2.5.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Right Thigh to Allen for 3.5.
Allen deals a Miss to Lillian for 0.0.
Lillian deals a Block to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Gash/Bruised Right Arm to Lillian for 3.0.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Allen for 4.5.
Allen deals a Bruised Right Hand to Lillian for 2.0.
Lillian deals a Stabbed in Bicep to Allen for 8.5.
Allen deals a Bruised Right Collar Bone to Lillian for 2.0.
Lillian deals a Block to Allen for 0.0.
Allen deals a Block to Lillian for 0.0.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Back to Allen for 8.5.


Allen has died!
Lillian's damage: 25

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Violet deals a Miss to Masie for 0.0.
Masie deals a Deep Gash on Chest to Violet for 9.5.
Violet deals a Shallow Cut on Back to Masie for 4.0.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Left Thigh to Violet for 3.5.
Violet deals a Miss to Masie for 0.0.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Back to Violet for 4.0.
Violet deals a Severed Left Ear to Masie for 8.0.
Masie deals a Deep Gash on Left Bicep to Violet for 8.0.
Violet deals a Shallow Cut on Right Bicep to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Block to Violet for 0.0.
Violet deals a Deep Gash on Forehead to Masie for 9.0.
Masie deals a Deep Gash on Left Thigh to Violet for 8.0.
Violet deals a Shallow Cut on Left Forearm to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Stomach to Violet for 4.0.
Violet deals a Shallow Cut on Left Calf to Masie for 3.5.
Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Right Thigh to Violet for 3.5.


Violet has died!
Masie's damage: 31.5

Mostyn deals a Deep Gash on Right Bicep to Roy for 8.0.
Roy deals a Deep Gash on Stomach to Mostyn for 9.0.
Mostyn deals a Block to Roy for 0.0.
Roy deals a Knife in Calf to Mostyn for 6.0.
Mostyn deals a Shallow Cut on Right Hip to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Deep Gash on Chest to Mostyn for 9.5.
Mostyn deals a Shallow Cut on Back to Roy for 4.0.
Roy deals a Deep Gash on Thigh to Mostyn for 8.0.
Mostyn deals a Block to Roy for 0.0.
Roy deals a Miss (knife lost) to Mostyn for 0.0.
Mostyn deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Knife Deep in Neck to Mostyn for 9.5.


Mostyn has died!
Roy's damage: 19

ROY O'BRIAN WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE

Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Left Forearm to Lillian for 8.0.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Left Forearm to Audrey for 8.0.
Audrey deals a Block to Lillian for 0.0.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Audrey for 4.5.
Audrey deals a Block to Lillian for 0.0.
Lillian deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Right Bicep to Lillian for 3.5.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Neck to Audrey for 4.0.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Neck to Lillian for 10.0.
Lillian deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Audrey for 4.5.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Left Bicep to Lillian for 8.0.
Lillian deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Stabbed in Foot to Lillian for 8.0.
Lillian deals a Deep Gash on Chest to Audrey for 9.5.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Right Forearm to Lillian for 8.0.
Lillian deals a Block to Audrey for 0.0.


Lillian has died!
Audrey's damage: 30.5

Masie deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Knife in Eye to Masie for 40.


Masie has died!
Roy's damage: 3.5

By god, man...

Both prostitutes out in the semifinals. You'd think a whore would know how to finish strong.

Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Knife in Back to Audrey for 6.5.
Audrey deals a Block to Roy for 0.0.
Roy deals a Shallow Cut on Calf to Audrey for 3.5.
Audrey deals a Miss to Roy for 0.0.
Roy deals a Shallow Cut on Thigh to Audrey for 3.5.
Audrey deals a Deep Gash on Right Calf to Roy for 8.0.
Roy deals a Shallow Cut on Neck to Audrey for 4.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Back of Head to Roy for 4.5.
Roy deals a Deep Gash on Cheek to Audrey for 8.5.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Miss to Audrey for 0.0.
Audrey deals a Shallow Cut on Right Forearm to Roy for 3.5.
Roy deals a Severed Finger to Audrey for 8.5.
Audrey deals a Severed Right Leg at Hip to Roy for 10.
Roy deals a Deep Gash on Forearm to Audrey for 7.5.


Audrey has died!
Roy's damage: 33